September12014
damnyoumodoshuffler:

Great Gatherer Comments #2 - Lightning Bolt (M10)
"You have to help us!" Wizards says, barging in to the tiny office. "Creatures have taken over the game! Elf decks, Jund decks, Fae, Zoo- hyper-efficient creatures and underpriced bombs! You have to stop them! They’ve killed draw-go, and turned the game into a four-turn clock." 
Lightning Bolt leans back a little. Casually, he puts his feet up on his desk. “Well, boy, I can’t slow down your game for you. I don’t ask questions- players, creatures, it’s all the same. But I can make hyper-efficient mid-range creatures look like Grey Ogres. You’ve seen my work with that guy, right? Brilliant. But you do know that I haven’t worked for you in years?” 
Wizards lowers it’s gaze. “We….we know. But we’re desperate. We thought it might not look like an arms race between removal and creatures if we called in past contracts.” 
Bolt smirks. “Hey. I’m just glad to be back in the game.” Slowly, he dons a pair of sunglasses. “Hey, Terminate? Get geared up. We’ve got work to do.”

damnyoumodoshuffler:

Great Gatherer Comments #2 - Lightning Bolt (M10)

"You have to help us!" Wizards says, barging in to the tiny office. "Creatures have taken over the game! Elf decks, Jund decks, Fae, Zoo- hyper-efficient creatures and underpriced bombs! You have to stop them! They’ve killed draw-go, and turned the game into a four-turn clock." 

Lightning Bolt leans back a little. Casually, he puts his feet up on his desk. “Well, boy, I can’t slow down your game for you. I don’t ask questions- players, creatures, it’s all the same. But I can make hyper-efficient mid-range creatures look like Grey Ogres. You’ve seen my work with that guy, right? Brilliant. But you do know that I haven’t worked for you in years?” 

Wizards lowers it’s gaze. “We….we know. But we’re desperate. We thought it might not look like an arms race between removal and creatures if we called in past contracts.” 

Bolt smirks. “Hey. I’m just glad to be back in the game.” Slowly, he dons a pair of sunglasses. “Hey, Terminate? Get geared up. We’ve got work to do.”

(via mtg-talk)

8PM

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8PM
mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

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8PM
tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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August242014
brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

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August212014
cousinborris:

theonlyfin:

curse-your-gods-and-die:

revengeofthemudbutt:

we-got-dods-here:

I may have almost pissed myself laughing at this just now

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE ERUPTING.

Would make Harry Potter actually interesting. 

Harry Potter is already interesting. This would make a good AU? I’d read the climaxes with gun toting Wizard teens in them.

Read the Dresden Files 

cousinborris:

theonlyfin:

curse-your-gods-and-die:

revengeofthemudbutt:

we-got-dods-here:

I may have almost pissed myself laughing at this just now

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE ERUPTING.

Would make Harry Potter actually interesting. 

Harry Potter is already interesting. This would make a good AU? I’d read the climaxes with gun toting Wizard teens in them.

Read the Dresden Files 

August202014
rothruinel:

cryin so hard
my lungs

rothruinel:

cryin so hard

my lungs

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August192014
theamericankid:

Choo choo motherfucker

theamericankid:

Choo choo motherfucker

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9AM
thenoodlegirl:

peopleinglasshousesshouldstfu:

i dont think this needs a caption

thenoodlegirl:

peopleinglasshousesshouldstfu:

i dont think this needs a caption

image

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9AM

mycroft-queenofcake:

queer-punk:

when u find out that someone u thought was all innocent is actually kinky as fuck

image

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